OLD DOGS CAN STILL HUNT/ PREZCAP CAPS RALLY AT SOUTHERN HILLS by Wick Wiley, Jr.

Well, the old dog can still hunt! Yes, folks old Prezcap demonstrated that at age 77, there is still fight in the old Mutt. Prezcap entered a two day Senior Men’s Tournament for players over 50 years of age. His partner was a 65 year old buddy who has the same handicap as Prezcap. Thinking that they would come in last in the 104 member field at Southern Hills Country Club, Prezcap and his buddy The Higger, were as loose as a couple of geese on the make.

The first day they hammed and egged it over 18 holes to a blistering 63, 8 under par. They were in first place in their flight, and were in first place overall. They were stunned. That night over several bottles of Cappy Meritage wine they some how convinced themselves that they could stay ahead of the pack to the finish line.

Well, the pressure got to them. They started to fold like a dirty shirt and go under, when suddenly Prezcap told his partner about the WDI boys and how they rose from the ashes of St. Andrews, watching the flat bellies swill champagne and swore an oath to ‘We Deserve It” and climbed out of the slime to become hero’s in their own minds.

With that shot of spirit, Prezcap and The Higger roared back (well, meowed back) to finish one under for the second day and 9 under for the Tournament at 133. They won their flight, and tied for 3rd Place overall. As they split $1,220, new golf shoes, putters, Crystal Bowls, and a chit for $200 each for use at the Golf Shop they opened another bottle of Cappy Meritage and yelled, We Deserve It!!!

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